🌙 Chrome in the dark
The trophy sits cold and unlit on the nightstand. Mirror finish picks up the streetlight through the blinds.
BUILT FOR 7 A.M.
This run only goes into production if 100 people back it within 30 days. If we don't reach 100, every single order is refunded in full — automatically, to your original payment method, with nothing for you to fill in. You are never charged for a clock that doesn't get made.
Charged today to reserve your unit · refunded in full if the run doesn't fund
Covers your parcel from the moment it leaves our warehouse. If your order is lost, stolen or damaged in transit, we reship it free — no claim form, no carrier dispute, just email us.
Coverage applies to the order it was purchased with, and ends once the replacement is delivered.
| Height | 9.4 in (24 cm) |
|---|---|
| Weight | 1.9 lb (860 g) |
| Finish | Mirror-polished chrome on die-cast metal |
| Display | Blue LED, 12/24h |
| Alarm | 3 volume levels, one-touch stop pad |
| Power | USB-C + 2× AAA backup |
| In the box | Clock, USB-C cable, gift sleeve, quick guide |
This is a pre-order. Your card is charged at checkout to reserve a unit from this production run. If the run reaches 100 orders within 30 days, units ship within 30 days of your order and you get a tracking email the moment yours leaves. If the run does not reach 100 orders in 30 days, every order is refunded in full automatically. Returns are accepted for 30 days from the day your parcel is delivered.
Set it up, sleep on it, wake up to it. If it isn't the best thing on your nightstand, send it back within 30 days of delivery for a full refund.
PRE-ORDER
This is a pre-order. Your card is charged today to reserve a unit from the current production run, and your order ships within 30 days. We email you a tracking number the moment it leaves the warehouse. If we can't ship inside 30 days, you get a full refund automatically — no request needed.
HOW THE MORNING GOES
Most alarms are something you fight. This one you look forward to — then you hit the pad on the base and it stops dead.
The trophy sits cold and unlit on the nightstand. Mirror finish picks up the streetlight through the blinds.
A soft blue backlight rises out of the base and pulses. Bright enough to wake you, dim enough not to wake the room.
Press the pad on the base once. Light and sound cut instantly — no fade, no fumbling for a tiny switch.
BEFORE YOU ASK
A reserved unit from this production run. Your card is charged at checkout. The run only goes into production if it reaches 100 pre-orders within 30 days.
Every order is refunded in full, automatically, to the original payment method — add-ons included. You don't have to email us, fill in a form, or ask. Nobody pays for a clock that doesn't get made.
Within 30 days of your order. You get a tracking email the moment your unit leaves. If we can't ship inside that window, you're refunded in full.
Yes. Email us any time before your tracking number is issued and we refund everything, add-ons included.
Three volume levels, loud enough at the top setting to move a heavy sleeper. USB-C powered with the cable included, plus two AAA batteries as backup so the alarm survives a power cut.
No. It is an independently designed championship-style trophy clock, not affiliated with, licensed by, or endorsed by any league, team, or players association.