06:59OFF
🌙 Chrome in the dark
The trophy sits cold and unlit on the nightstand. Mirror finish picks up the streetlight through the blinds.
PRE-ORDERShips within 30 days of your order
Product image
Blue ring lights only when the alarm is on
BUILT FOR 7 A.M.
Priority Handling
PRE-ORDER · Ships within 30 days of your order
m.9.00
- Blue halo alarm — wakes you with light before sound
- Weighted 1.9 lb die-cast base, mirror chrome finish
- One-touch stop pad, 3 volume levels, USB-C + battery backup
Backer guarantee
1 · Choose your bundle
2 · Add-ons (optional)
100 pre-orders in 30 days, or everyone gets their money back
This run only goes into production if 100 people back it within 30 days. If we don't reach 100, every single order is refunded in full — automatically, to your original payment method, with nothing for you to fill in. You are never charged for a clock that doesn't get made.
Total todaym.9.00
Charged today to reserve your unit · refunded in full if the run doesn't fund
🔒 Full refund if the run doesn't fund
↩️ 30-day returns after delivery
🛡️ 1-year warranty
In the box
Trophy clockUSB-C cable2× AAA backupGift sleeveQuick guide
Description
Your order jumps to the front of the packing line. It is picked, packed and handed to the carrier the same business day — ahead of all standard orders — so it leaves the warehouse as early as possible.
- Packed and shipped same business day (orders before 2 p.m. ET)
- Processed before all standard orders
- One-time fee per order, not per item
This is a processing-speed upgrade. Carrier transit time is not affected.
Specs
| Height | 9.4 in (24 cm) |
|---|---|
| Weight | 1.9 lb (860 g) |
| Finish | Mirror-polished chrome on die-cast metal |
| Display | Blue LED, 12/24h |
| Alarm | 3 volume levels, one-touch stop pad |
| Power | USB-C + 2× AAA backup |
| In the box | Clock, USB-C cable, gift sleeve, quick guide |
Shipping & returns
This is a pre-order. Your card is charged at checkout to reserve a unit from this production run. If the run reaches 100 orders within 30 days, units ship within 30 days of your order and you get a tracking email the moment yours leaves. If the run does not reach 100 orders in 30 days, every order is refunded in full automatically. Returns are accepted for 30 days from the day your parcel is delivered.
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30-day returns from the day it arrives
Set it up, sleep on it, wake up to it. If it isn't the best thing on your nightstand, send it back within 30 days of delivery for a full refund.
m.9.00Pre-order · ships within 30 days
PRE-ORDER
How the pre-order works
This is a pre-order. Your card is charged today to reserve a unit from the current production run, and your order ships within 30 days. We email you a tracking number the moment it leaves the warehouse. If we can't ship inside 30 days, you get a full refund automatically — no request needed.
- The 100-order condition
- This run needs 100 pre-orders within 30 days to go into production. Below 100, it doesn't get made and nobody keeps a charge.
- When am I charged?
- At checkout, today. That payment is what reserves your unit and counts toward the 100.
- If the run doesn't fund
- Every order is refunded in full within a few business days of day 30, automatically, to your original payment method. No request, no form, no partial refunds.
- If the run does fund
- Units ship within 30 days of your order, in the order the pre-orders were placed, and you get a tracking email the moment yours leaves.
- Can I cancel first?
- Yes. Email us any time before your tracking number is issued and we refund everything, add-ons included.
- Does the 30-day return still apply?
- Yes — and it starts the day your parcel is delivered, not the day you ordered.
🔒 100 or nothingFull refund if the run doesn't fund
↩️ 30-day returnsFrom the day it's delivered
⚖️ Die-cast + chrome1.9 lb, not plastic
❌ Cancel any timeUntil your tracking is issued
HOW THE MORNING GOES
Three seconds that decide your day
Most alarms are something you fight. This one you look forward to — then you hit the pad on the base and it stops dead.
07:00ON
🔵 The blue comes up
A soft blue backlight rises out of the base and pulses. Bright enough to wake you, dim enough not to wake the room.
07:00SNOOZE
👆 One touch and out
Press the pad on the base once. Light and sound cut instantly — no fade, no fumbling for a tiny switch.
BEFORE YOU ASK
Questions we actually get
💳 What exactly am I paying for today?
A reserved unit from this production run. Your card is charged at checkout. The run only goes into production if it reaches 100 pre-orders within 30 days.
🔒 What if you don't reach 100 orders?
Every order is refunded in full, automatically, to the original payment method — add-ons included. You don't have to email us, fill in a form, or ask. Nobody pays for a clock that doesn't get made.
📦 When does it ship if the run funds?
Within 30 days of your order. You get a tracking email the moment your unit leaves. If we can't ship inside that window, you're refunded in full.
❌ Can I cancel before it ships?
Yes. Email us any time before your tracking number is issued and we refund everything, add-ons included.
🔊 How loud is it, and how is it powered?
Three volume levels, loud enough at the top setting to move a heavy sleeper. USB-C powered with the cable included, plus two AAA batteries as backup so the alarm survives a power cut.
ℹ️ Is this an official league product?
No. It is an independently designed championship-style trophy clock, not affiliated with, licensed by, or endorsed by any league, team, or players association.